steps for feeling sorry for yourself

1. find object of affection
2. pine after said object of affection
3. pursue him or her
4. become saddened by thinking the feelings are left un-returned
5. feel hopeless
6. try to gain hope, but find trouble
7. pay more attention and realize feelings may be returned
8. become hopeful
9. become sure of yourself
10. find happiness
11. find solace.
12. think you're lucky
13. bliss
14. start to think object of affection not so great
15. explain thoughts to friends
16. listen to friends' advice that you do care about object of affection
17. begin to lack hope again
18. have a good night with him or her
19. gain hope
20. notice things and realize, they truly aren't so great.
21. put it past you
22. feel good
23. realize that said flaws are major flaws.
24. remind yourself, everyone is flawed.
25. stay put until further instruction...




damn it.